Tag: snarky mom

Gazillion Dollars. Per Kid.

Posted by Susie Boyce | Mar 25, 2011 | Published, Stories |

I’ve heard estimates about how much money it takes to raise a kid these days. Without taking the time to look it up, it seems like the number is somewhere in the gazillion dollar range. Enough to make you think...

It's all about speed

Posted by Susie Boyce | Mar 10, 2011 | Stories |

Note: You might want to click HERE to read about last year’s Pinewood Derby before reading this...

Hey Soul Sister

Posted by Susie Boyce | Sep 1, 2010 | Stories |

I used to be such a great mom. I stand in awe of my former self. My young kids were always...

Crap!

Posted by Susie Boyce | Mar 30, 2010 | Stories |

The strongest four-letter-word that comes out of my mouth is CRAP. When the kids hear me say it, they scatter. There was a lot of scattering going on at my house last Tuesday. Early afternoon, I got a call that there was a...

Holy Boxers!

Posted by Susie Boyce | Jun 29, 2009 | Stories |

The two tall, gangly teenage boys were walking a dog at a park. Harmless enough, to be sure, but I couldn’t stop staring on account of their underwear. The first boy had a slight discrepancy between his actual waist and where...