Tag: snarky mom

Gazillion Dollars. Per Kid.

I’ve heard estimates about how much money it takes to raise a kid these days.  Without taking the time to look it up, it seems like the number is somewhere in the gazillion dollar range.  Enough to make you think twice...

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The strongest four-letter-word that comes out of my mouth is CRAP.  When the kids hear me say it, they scatter. There was a lot of scattering going on at my house last Tuesday. Early afternoon, I got a call that there was a...

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Holy Boxers!

The two tall, gangly teenage boys were walking a dog at a park. Harmless enough, to be sure, but I couldn’t stop staring on account of their underwear. The first boy had a slight discrepancy between his actual waist and where...

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